Naive Children童言稚语 1.A Baby on the Way妈妈肚子里的小宝宝 2.How Can I Get into Heaven?我怎样才能去天堂 3.It's HisFault都是他的错 4.Whose Dad's Best谁的老爸最棒 5.Kids and Animals孩子和动物 6.In a Doctor's Waiting Room在医生的候诊室 7.Daughter's Prayer女儿的祷告 School Jokes校园趣事 1.Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?谁杀了林肯 2.Napoleon Was Ill拿破仑病了 3.I,You and She我、你、她 4.A Talking Clock会说话的钟 5.The Only One Who Could Answer只有他能回答出来 6.Greek希腊语 7.Student Recruitment招生 8.Failing the Math Test数学考试不及格 9.The Formula forWater水的分子式 Family and Love家庭婚恋 1.What I Want in a Man(I)我理想中的男人(一) 2.What I Want in a Man(II)我理想中的男人(二) 3.What I Wantin a Man(III)我理想中的男人(三) 4.A Bride's Vision新娘的憧憬 5.Mysterious Letters神秘的信 6.A Horrible E-mail恐怖的电邮 7.Men Dominated Their Women男人主宰他们的女人 8.My Wife's Ex-boyfriend我妻子的前男友 9.Sweep the Drive way刷马路 10.A Touching Christmas Story一个感人的圣诞故事 11.The Perfect Husband完美丈夫 Food and Drinks饮食男女 1.Me Too我也吐了 2.Scene of the Accident车祸现场 3.Peanuts花生仁 4.Baked Beans烘焙豆 5.A Useful Lesson有益的经验 6.Crawl爬行 7.Flies in the Beer啤酒里的苍蝇 8.A Patient Mother耐心的母亲 9.West Hill Farm西山农场 Occupations and Business职场商务 1.Bribery贿赂 2.Ads分类广告 3.I Am the Son ofthe Wounded伤者的儿子 4.You VS YourBoss你和你的上司 5.The Lawyer Keys His Promise遵守诺言的律师 6.Three Contractors三个承包商 7.War Tenant战争中的房客 8.A Tag on Luggage行李上的标签 9.Applying for a Job应聘, 10.How to Recruit the Right People for the Right Job如何招聘合适的人到合适的岗位 11.Resetting the Password重新设定密码 Army and Police军警生活 1.An Ashamed Soldier羞愧的士兵 2.West Point西点军校 3.APoliceman and a Thief警察和小偷 4.Police and “Writer”警察和“作家” 5.A Lucky Driver幸运的司机 6.StoP or Slow Down停下还是减速 7.Small Town Justice小镇审判 Enl:ertainment and Spots文体看台 1.Revenge报仇 2.Bad Acting Has Its Benefits演技三流有好处 3.Clarinet单簧管 4.An Extremely Loyal Fan铁杆球迷 5.Violin Lessons小提琴课 Hospitals and Health医疗卫生 1.WhO Is Nuts?谁疯了 2.I Hung Him Up to Dry我把他吊起来晾干 3.Somebody under the Bed床底下有人 4.Did You Say Treatment,or Cure?只问方法,不问结果 5.I’m That Tailor我就是那个裁缝 6.Change改变 7.Always Bring the Fingers记得带好手指 8.TheFfidge冰箱 9.ForgetAboutIt转身即忘 10.Getting Forgetful健忘 11.Mr.Quack庸医 Celebrity Jokes名人幽默 1.Who Was the First Man?谁是第一男人 2.Who's on Vacation?是谁度假 3.I’m Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer It让我的司机来回答这个问题 4.Churchill and Bernard Shaw丘吉尔和萧伯纳 5.Mussolini's Chauffeur墨索里尼的司机 6.Two Black Eyes for a Favor热心肠得来的两只熊猫眼 Stupid Speech愚人疯话 1.Going to the Sun during the Night夜间到太阳上去 2.Why Do You Never Phone Me?你怎么从不给我打电话 3.An Alarm Clock闹钟 4.Cat-hating Man讨厌猫的男子 5.The Light is Better Here这儿光线更好 6.The Front Half头等舱 7.Microwave微波炉 8.Not Stupid我们又不是傻瓜 9.Mirror镜子 10.Blonde's Alligator Shoes金发女郎的鳄鱼皮鞋 Money Jokes钱这东西 1.Mistake失误 2.It's Not aGun不是枪 3.Price ofLife生命之价 4.MoneyRefunded退款 5.$8 Bill 8美元钞票 6.Trouble纠结 7.Obituary讣告 8.Material Damage物质损失 9.A Professional Gambler职业赌徒 Animal world动物世界 1.A Horse in Pursuit of Equity追求公平的马 2.A Dead Kitty一只死猫 3.The Only Bear独一无二的熊 4.A Cat Seller卖猫的人 5.Catch Up on His Sleep补觉 6.The Amazing Pet神奇的宠物 Further Readings:Funny Chinglish中式英语笑料多
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