Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down

图书标准信息

• 作者 Forrest、Erich Krauss 著
• 出版社 HarperCollins Publishers
• 出版时间 2010-08
• ISBN 9780061998256
• 定价 233.50元
• 装帧 精装
• 开本 其他
• 纸张 其他
• 页数 272页
• 正文语种 英语

【内容简介】

Doyoureallyneedtobuythisbook?Yougottaaskyourselfonequestion:Areyougoingtobereadywhenthesh*tgoesdown?Hereisaquickchecklist:
1.Haveyoudugupyourwife'srosegardenandbuiltafalloutshelter,equippedwithaprisonwhereyoucanlockupannoyingfamilymembers?
2.Haveyoumappedoutanescaperoutetoyoursafezone?
3.Isthereavehicleofdeathsittinginyourgarage?
4.Haveyoufilledyourgobagwithalltheneededinstruments,includingwaterproofmatches,postapocalypticgoggles,andatleastonesexualpartyfavor?
5.Haveyoulearnedhowtomilkvarioustypesofanimals,includingagiraffe?
Asyoucansee,youneedthisbookmorethanyouevenknow.Withoutit,you'reroadkill.Luckyforyou,ForrestGriffinistheperfectapocalypticchaperon.Whenhewasinthewomb,hismotherhadvisionsthattheworldwouldsooncrumble,andForrestwouldbethemessiahofallmankind.Helearnedofthese"visions"attheageoften,andalthoughtheyledhimtobelievethathismomhadjustbeenwatchingMadMaxandeatingbadMexicanfood,neverthelesshebeganhispostapocalyptictraining—apartofwhichinvolvedhisbecomingaproudmemberoftheWebelos,whichisjustonestepbelowBoyScout.AndyouknowwhattheBoyScoutmottois.(Well,Ihopeyoudo,becauseForrestdoesn'thaveaclue).Anotherpartinvolvedhoardingketchuppackets,whichhesuckeddowninthedarknessofhisroomwhilelisteningtoNineInchNails.Hey,don'tjudge...hoardersaresurvivors.Justlookatsquirrels,theyhavebeenaroundlongerthansharks.
Ifyouwanttosurvivetheendoftheworld,andthenavoidendingupinagovernmentholdingpensufferingfromabunchofdiseasesandlisteningtocryingbabies,you'vegotsomeskillstomaster.Butdon'tworry—Forresthasyoucovered.Fromspottingthesignsoftheglobaldownfall,toalienatingyourlovedonesnowsotheydon'tcomelookingforyouafter,tohot-wiringacartostartingareligioninyourownimage,heprovidesyouwithallthehotknowledgeyouneedtosurvivethedownfallofcivilization.Simplyput,thisisthemostimportantbookabouttheapocalypsethatyouwilleverreadbyaUFCfighterfromGeorgia.

【作者简介】

ForrestGriffinisoneofthetop-rankedlight-heavyweightmixedmartialartistsintheworld.HewonthefirstseasonofTheUltimateFighterin2005andhasbeenoneofthemostbelovedUFCfighterseversince.HeistheDayman,fighteroftheNightman,andchampionofthesun.Heisalsoamasterofkarateandfriendshipforeveryone.Butcalmdown,ladies,Forrestandhismainsqueeze,Jaime,liveinLasVegas.